— e.e. cummings
— Charles Darwin. Think about this when you build software, is all I’m sayin’. K THX.
Recently, someone I know called me “God’s tow truck driver.” I have no idea who told me this because it was anonymous — but it was definitely someone that I know and not anything I’d heard before, especially about myself.
What is genius and fascinating about that particular metaphor to me is that it implies my being an angel of some sort, or that I’ve helped someone out of a really bad place in life. So, not only am I a practitioner of the sentiment expressed in the above, but for this person I’d probably done the same.
Four simple words expressed that. That shit is deep!
Thanks, whoever you are. That is the most fantastic compliment that I’ve ever heard in my life!
(Source: icanread, via thesmellyass)
— Violet Blue (Man, I freakin’ love you, Violet.)
— Marianne Faithfull
— Steve Jobs to Playboy in 1985. Dude. I totally relate. Don’t you?
1. Listen to the birds.
That’s where all the music comes from. Birds know everything about how it should sound and where that sound should come from. And watch hummingbirds. They fly really fast, but a lot of times they aren’t going anywhere.
2. Your guitar is not really a guitar. Your guitar is a divining rod.
Use it to find spirits in the other world and bring them over. A guitar is also a fishing rod. If you’re good, you’ll land a big one.
3. Practice in front of a bush
Wait until the moon is out, then go outside, eat a multi-grained bread and play your guitar to a bush. If the bush dosen’t shake, eat another piece of bread.
4. Walk with the devil
Old Delta blues players referred to guitar amplifiers as the “devil box.” And they were right. You have to be an equal opportunity employer in terms of who you’re bringing over from the other side. Electricity attracts devils and demons. Other instruments attract other spirits. An acoustic guitar attracts Casper. A mandolin attracts Wendy. But an electric guitar attracts Beelzebub.
5. If you’re guilty of thinking, you’re out
If your brain is part of the process, you’re missing it. You should play like a drowning man, struggling to reach shore. If you can trap that feeling, then you have something that is fur bearing.
6. Never point your guitar at anyone
Your instrument has more clout than lightning. Just hit a big chord then run outside to hear it. But make sure you are not standing in an open field.
7. Always carry a church key
That’s your key-man clause. Like One String Sam. He’s one. He was a Detroit street musician who played in the fifties on a homemade instrument. His song “I Need a Hundred Dollars” is warm pie. Another key to the church is Hubert Sumlin, Howlin’ Wolf’s guitar player. He just stands there like the Statue of Liberty-making you want to look up her dress the whole time to see how he’s doing it.
8. Don’t wipe the sweat off your instrument
You need that stink on there. Then you have to get that stink onto your music.
9. Keep your guitar in a dark place
When you’re not playing your guitar, cover it and keep it in a dark place. If you don’t play your guitar for more than a day, be sure you put a saucer of water in with it.
10. You gotta have a hood for your engine
Keep that hat on. A hat is a pressure cooker. If you have a roof on your house, the hot air can’t escape. Even a lima bean has to have a piece of wet paper around it to make it grow.
(Source: blog.wfmu.org)
— Farrah Gray
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Unknown.
I’m one of those suckers that give up things for people who shouldn’t freaking matter. ONE DAY I WILL LEARN TO STOP DOING THAT. I AM TRYING THE BEST I CAN.
(via hmaeng)
— Seth Godin. Yes, I just quoted Seth Godin. Anyway, I’m using it within the context of friendships.
I imagine the Foursquare badge would be one of those Facebook profile picture “no picture yet” person silhouettes, with a red “-1” over it.
A reminder: You might’ve deleted the post since it made you look bad to vent like that in a public place, but the initial impact is still felt and it doesn’t change the fact that you’re STILL AS NUCKING FUTS as I remember you being.