Shut Your Faccia, Tim McCarver

caramelcupcake:

“Jeterian”

As in, “he got on base with a Jeterian swing.” Why Yankees commentators, WHY?!

I would like to venture a guess and say that the ass clown who probably thought up that hot mess of a word was Tim McCarver.  I love Derek Jeter, but — a fan of asinine sports announcers that get lazy on the calls?  I am not.

UPDATE:  I did not realize there was a whole site devoted to everyone else’s similar hatred of Tim McCarver.  BRILLIANT SITE. And here are some Tim McCarver gems to make your head bleed.