Neil Diamond’s “Sweet Caroline” as Transcribed by Google Voice

bestrooftalkever:

thefrogman:

We have a great big again, I can begin to know when.
And, no, wait, still laying strong.
It wasn’t the spring
seeing if you can, and so I’m gonna
We went to leave you from the

hey, and. So it’s Janey, I hadn’t. Hey, Gee, now it’s
touching me, sightseeing news
SINCERELY CAR, ADAM 980 *bop bop bop*
satin Napa seen so good.
I AM AND THEN FLY *bop bop bop*
to the lease bed now so we will be

and now Yeah, so if you can 98
And I don’t see so lonely.
You feel it up with, so I’ll need to
And when I haven’t
quoting on off my shoulder.
How can I boot when I’m holding you

1 such Jane. One reaching out
touching me. Josh Hey newsletter.
FAMILY CARE THE 9 *bop bop bop*
Yeah, Hi, this is that I’ve seen so good
YEAH HI CNN’S 9 *bop bop bop*
to Lynn said nah blue lunacy.

And now If The

FAHRENHEIT *bop bop bop*
who have gotten from them.

Google Voice works a lot like Shazam for schizophrenics. 

All my voicemail now forwards to Google Voice and if this is the nonsense that’s gonna spit out then, uh, I dunno how helpful that’s gonna be.  I normally like to see WTF people are calling about.