OH: “That performance from LMFAO of ‘Party Rock Anthem’ brought me to tears.”

RT @DataUnicorn: PaaS Is The Future Of Cloud Services: APIs Are The Key http://t.co/mbyH14cG @CloudAve

I barrel out the emergency exit at the subway station, set off the alarms, & don’t bother with going through the turnstile. LIKE A BOSS.

“Shake for me, girl / I wanna be your back door man”… #awkward #ButCousinDrumSolosAreSoSick

Whattup, Bronx? (Looks like the maelstrom from BSG) http://t.co/fagd97Fm

siliconvalleyryangosling:

Hey girl.  I know we’re only at the seed round but I feel like we could take this all the way to acquisition. 

siliconvalleyryangosling:

Hey girl.  I know we’re only at the seed round but I feel like we could take this all the way to acquisition. 

(via nickdouglas)

I’d like to remind everyone, in the immortal words of Bruce Springsteen: “This gun’s for hire.” Interpret that as you see fit.

RT @secretsquirrel: No, no, my love life’s fine, mom. I wrote this script to generate Missed Connections ads based on Foursquare logins …

O HAI U GIZE, think I found the last page of the internets: “Never Gonna Give You Up,” shredded-out metal style. http://t.co/xIBaXL9H

Axel F by Harold Faltermeyer — http://t.co/sbHT0IDw

RT @paolo: All the Facebook Timeline accomplishes is when on the continuum I need to jump to to kick my own ass to prevent all this from …

RT @joegerstandt: “A person needs a little madness, or else they never dare cut the rope and be free.” -Nikos Kazantzakis

RT @gohnakamura: Sad and Surreal… via @giant_robot: Google Maps Lets You Street View the Tsunami Disaster Area http://t.co/RYP9byEz

(To Dashboard Conf’s “Screaming Infid”) “Blond hair is everywhere / Screaming Irish drunkenness / Looks just like a bear” - @TheVoiceBeneath