June 2010
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“The night is bitter
The stars have lost their glitter
The winds grow colder...”
– Jeff Buckley
Spam for “Boner Pills.” Well, at least spammers utilize direct language these days, rather than cloaking what they mean in pithy euphemisms.
Imma start some fights, but here goes. True or false? “‘OK Computer’ is to ‘Kid A’ as ‘Empire Strikes Back’ is to ‘Return of the Jedi.’”
“Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they...”
– Bill Gates
Ja Rule looks like a turtle. AMIRITE?
“People who clap on the “one and three” get no love. Sorry.”
– (via dandiggity)
I love gay people. Gay people are awesome.
I just wanted to big up all my LGBT friends.
I got mad love you guys.
And thanks, gays, for “looking up here” (points at eyes) when ladies talk. It’s much appreciated!
Happy Pride.
Stryker: "In which I have fun with a scammer who's...
Me: is everything ok? four exclamation points sounds urgent
Kaitlin: not good. am in a deep mess
Me: how can i help?
Kaitlin: I'm stuck in London,UK at the moment
Me: do you need money?
Kaitlin: on a short vacation and i was mugged at a gun point
Me: can i just give you my credit card number? take whatever you need.
Kaitlin: well my return flight leaves in few hours and am having problem sorting the hotel bills. wondering if you can loan me some $$...I'll def refund it back as soon as i get back tomorrow all i need is $1,300...can you get that to me?
Me: first, i must prove your identity. can you tell me the name of the beast that luke skywalker rides on planet hoth?
Kaitlin: you kidding me?
Me: kaitlin would know
Kaitlin: you kidding me?
Me: here's an easier one: Fill in the blank, "Great shot kid, that was one in a _____!"
Kaitlin is offline.
New York University, Exposed →
I’d been trying to come up with ways to really express to others why real, actual New Yorkers hate NYU. (I never applied to NYU. FUCKkkkk NYU!) I would say, this is definitely it.
To whoever went to the bar last night and gave me a cold on a weekend day where it’s not 115 degrees in my apartment & nice outside… DIE.
Rolling Rock = Beer-flavored mineral water
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“I like to behave in an extremely normal, wholesome manner for the most part in...”
– Courtney Love
The Creative Personality →
Psychology Today suggests that creative people operate with contradictory extremes — pretty much a “no duh” for me.
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“Don’t you have relaxing baby music on your iPod?” she asked me, as I stared back blankly.
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Congrats to my hetero lifemate & her hubs. baby girl! I think a tear fell up out my eye just now. Amazingly emo moment for me. Verklempt.
Calculus has too many rules, and I care about NONE of them. That says a lot.
WatchAn angry girlfriend deletes her boyfriend’s Warcraft alts.
America’s most recession-proof cities: CNN Money’s #1 on the list - Albany, New York. Also: Buffalo, Rochester. http://ow.ly/22Dz6
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My crib now has an actual karaoke machine: cheesy scenery, blue text in Engrish. PeanutButterSlayerTime PeanutButterSlayer & a baseball bat
Whenever someone uses the word “foppish” I think C3PO or Gaius Baltar.
RT @ualbanysports: Sean Halpin among 4 UAlbany T&F athletes at USA Jr Nat’l Champs - Halpin & I share the same HS track coach. Go Danes!
Map: Where Americans Are Moving →
A really amazing interactive map (really!) of county-to-county moves by those that have re-located, across all of the states in the US. Incoming and outgoing inforgraphics.
When asked what is inappropriate… for the record, hot dog water is inappropriate.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like liking things so I put a like in your comments so you can like the comments while you comment.
“The ‘Emortuary’ is where feelings go to be grieved after those feelings die,” I said, completely straight-faced.
Green Day is easy on guitar, but I think I just dislocated my shoulder attempting “Basketcase” on drums. Asian father is most dishonored.
Happy Fathers’ Day. Asian father is disappoint.
When you’re a guy and I refer to you by your last name, what I really mean to say is, “Anakin.”
I call an official moratorium on the word “Bear” in your bandname. [Insert year here] called, they want their tinkly xylophone noises back.
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“You can tell Gail, if she calls,
that I’m famous now for all of these...”
– The Gaslight Anthem, “Here’s Looking at You, Kid”
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Gin tastes like Christmas trees.
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“What we need in New York is our own PayPal mafia.” - @Caterina in @NYTimes 3/5/10. We *do* have one… it’s called The DoubleClick. #XDCLK
“The first rule about Hipster Club is that you don’t talk about Hipster Club. Because that would be ironic.”
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There may be angel investors… but I got my archangel investor wings today.
RT @jpdef: “Twitter is basically an insignificance awareness engine” ~ @somegreybloke - Genius and true.
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Wait a minute. The Twitter app for Android is 11.62MB? That is BLOATED. The sum of my Google phone apps don’t even take up that much space.
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“I let the shit slide for too many years, too many times
Now I’m strapped...”
– Nas