March 2010
Just said, “I didn’t choose it. It chose me. The City will tell me what to do.” Since when did I start talking like John Locke from Lost?
Dispatch from the Fort of Bad Ideas: You know how people tattoo “LOVE” & “HATE” on their knuckles? Mine would say “MAKE” & “KILL”.
I’m not good at some things. One of those things is reciting NIN lyrics with a straight face while in the company of SUNY Purchase alums.
Missed out on buying tickets to see Faith No More. There is no God.
Sigh. Syracuse. You break my heart.
Is There Really an NYC Start-Up Boom? And if So,... →
My answers? 1) Yes, there is. 2) Tired of the same regurgitated ideas. Not exactly innovative. File under: Told you so.
My hetero life-mate ran into John Cusack in Mexico.
I am here.
There is no God.
Hey, everyone… the New Dorks video was cool like a month ago. We’re over it now and have moved on. K THX BAI, <3, New York
I haven’t had a cigarette in about a month-and-a-half & now I’m officially off nicotine patches, but MAN, DO I WANNA MAIM SOMEONE RIGHT NOW.
“What? They didn’t want to participate in the Mail Order Bride summit on the account that they weren’t Asian?” Psh! Figures! *THE HAND*
Lost a battle with the Sephora checkout-maze-thunderdome today.
I love you, Tomato Basil Soup. Let’s be friends and never, ever leave each other.
RT @VanamondeMedia: Awesome Ben Folds Chatroulette video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfamTmY5REw
#NeedsVennDiagram Next time, can we not schedule a karaoke competition when there’s a Manny Pacquiao fight on? :) http://bit.ly/karaoquiao
RT @socialnerdia @glenda #SXSW #Future15Diversity @cinnachick @baratunde @desifeminista @heathr @ketye http://bit.ly/sxswcontreras #latism
RT @mediajunkie: The Dems Win the Pennant! The Dems Win the Pennant!
Of all the things in the world that technology solves, why isn’t technology bridging healthcare’s gap, again? Oh right… not sexy enough.
MLB 2K10 is kinda dope, although I’m a little concerned over the lack of detail in A-Rod’s buttocks. Why do you hate me, 2KSports?
RT @jenmyronuk: “There is a special place in hell for women who don’t support other women…” ~ Madaleine Albright
Taking a St. Paddy’s Day time out, because I consumed and’ve shared enough Jameson over the last 5-6 days for a decade of St. Paddy’s Days.
In all seriousness, amazing production value to @Cogaoke this year. Way to raise the bar. @HappyCog and @KevinMHoffman = PHENOMENAL JOB!!!
HOORAY FOR BONERS! THX SIR! RT @joeks This chick just DESTROYED “Don’t Stop Believin” at Cogaoke. I don’t think my boner will ever go down.
Aww! The next time, I will not wear pants then! RT @hillaryhartley Naylor Swift just rocked the pants off Journey. #ibelieve #cantstop
My & @ErnieatLYD’s core convo: “Asians: The Silent Minority” #asianssilentminority, and the ever-unplanned #20x2. We make a good team! :)
RT @rafikam: #whenifirstmet @glenda it was in 1994 in her college dorm room and I had been told to find her by someone she hardly knew.
Thank you, @Cogaoke! I placed 2nd in #Cogaoke of 16 acts; 3rd by crowd vote. I had fun; hope you did too! :) http://vimeo.com/10218843 #SXSW
#SXSW #Future15Diversity - #techgreatequalizer #theonlinelatino #totallygayforweb #asiansandthenet #howtobeblack #sxswbitch #youwinwhen
I hate tweeting during #SXSW because it doesn’t make me very interactive in meatspace. Also, I tend to run post-game commentary. Sorry!
My & #ErnieatLYD’s core convo: “Asians: The Silent Minority” #asianssilentminority, and the ever-unplanned #20x2. We make a good team! :)
#SXSW #Future15 on Diversity: @cinnachick, @baratunde, @desifeminista, @heathr, @socialnerdia, @ketye. You all blew minds! Thank you! :)
Did I win? I blacked out!
I should be on the Bears’ offensive line, the way I barrel through O’Hare.
American Airlines Nerd Bird from O’Hare is full of pasty white dudes. Yup, SXSWi in full effect.
After this whole karaoke thing, we should kick this sh!t up a notch & do “Technology’s Best Dance Crew.” THAT takes teamwork for REAL.
OK #Cogaoke, just so you know, I’m leaving the fake blood and GWAR-related costumery and foam weapons at home. Sorry.
Also, I’m pretty sure @matthewlevine would kick all of our asses at “Technology’s Best Dance Crew” no matter how fly the other routines are.
So, remember the cheek kiss meme at SxSWi? I think we should up the ante by grabbing people’s asses right before they get their pic taken.
I know the streets of New York haven’t been kind to you, my dear Magnum, but we wouldn’t be here if we didn’t have any fight left in us.
Lemme tell ya, you haven’t lived until you’ve spent $170 on a totally bitchin’ scientific calculator. I assure you.
My mom criticized my hair. She said that it wasn’t emo enough?! She added, “If it were emo enough it’d cut itself.” WTF, MOM? #shitmymomsays
Dreamt that David Hasselhoff got me indirectly zooted while in a dept mtg for a job I’ve never had. No more nicotine patches before bedtime.
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“You got nothing to lose. You don’t lose when you lose fake friends.” - Joan Jett
Someone called me & their name was Peter Murphy. If Ian Curtis, I would’ve launched into the chorus of “Dead Souls” at the top of my lungs.
That’s some eBay last-10-minutes-of-auction faux ninja sh!t. Fear not. I SHALL AVENGE YOU, MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS! The battle has begun!
Thank you everyone, who rallied behind me. Your support & enthusiasm is amazing! I will bring it home for you! My aim is true. xoxo, Naylor
No, I don’t lose to guys in samurai outfits. Do this or Asian Pacific Americans everywhere will be dishonored! http://vote.gl3nda.com
All this karaoke talk and it’s pitchers and catchers!?!? Totally forgot! HELLO BASEBALL SEASON I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU ALL WINTER!!!!
jstn:
Brian Eno - The Microsoft Sound
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♪ ♫ I move in mathematician fashion / I move the problem around a fraction ♬♩
