March 2010
Do you want BOTH Tupac *AND* Biggie to kill a kitten? The choice is yours. http://vote.gl3nda.com
February 2010
I can’t do this without you, everybody! 13 hours to the finish line, and I SWEAR I will make you proud! http://vote.gl3nda.com
RT @xtrackerx: drunk in a hotel room by myself in Belgium. Totally watching Naughty By Nature Youtube videos.
People who are WAY better musicians & artists than me are out there pimpin’ me, unprompted. I am so touched, you guys. Seriously.
RT @bust_magazine: I mostly kind of sorta like Real Taylor Swift. But I super love Parody Taylor Swift!: Oh Taylor Swift. I hated y… …
RT@gohnakamura My friend Glenda is a karaoke badass. http://vote.gl3nda.com /Note: HE’s the one on the score to “American Gangster,” not me.
The other female acts haven’t moved up in #Cogaoke = Total dude party. :( Do all these guys sound like Bruce Dickinson or something?
Earthquake in Chile? Tsunami in Hawaii? Ohmigosh, people. Everyone please be safe.
UP THE IRONS, my brother & sister warriorsl! Did you cast your #Cogaoke vote today? Give me your votes and spleens! http://vote.gl3nda.com
Dreamt last night that I performed “Can I Kick It?” by A Tribe Called Quest. IN MY. SLEEP. Did I kick it? Yes, I did. http://vote.gl3nda.com
Will I break 1000 votes tonight? If you’re sitting here reading this right now, then let’s do it! 48 hours left! http://vote.gl3nda.com
Say I’m Rocky Balboa. I have an IRL Mickey. Her name’s Jennie; she owns G3 in SF. This = why I wanna sing at #Cogaoke http://vote.gl3nda.com
Someone suggested I sing a chapter’s worth of R. Kelly’s “Trapped in the Closet.” I’ve entertained some really demented ideas, but… word?
OH: “‘Johnny used to work on the docks’ but funnier.” “Something that rhymes with ‘docks?’” “That’s what she said.” http://vote.gl3nda.com
RT @Robdobi: fiona apple can kiss my black ass
“#Asians are the new #Jews” - http://bit.ly/9yRlhz - OK seriously? Yo, what is *up* w/ THAT? / See also at @ #SXSW Int: http://bit.ly/bop2WF
RT @k: I realized 1. I don’t like asking people for votes every day and 2. I was never good at popularity contests. Voting for my friend …
10Q SO much 4 yr continued support in #Cogaoke, people. Yr rally has been mindblowing! 4 more days to vote daily! http://vote.gl3nda.com
RT @zeldman: Why Tumblr Is Kicking Posterous’s Ass http://is.gd/96iq5
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Dear Writer of this Post: Thank you for justifying my moving back home. I believe in NYC, too! Love, Glenda
Who is going to cast my 666th vote? \m/ >< \m/ http://vote.gl3nda.com *headbang, Satan, metal, et cetera*
Have I told you today how nice your hustle has been looking? Give yourself a pat on the butt like a 1st base coach! http://vote.gl3nda.com
Karaoke should always involve one friend, clutched onto your leg, screaming for dear life. http://bit.ly/banc06 http://vote.gl3nda.com
More voting going on, but for a @kearnystreet event near & dear to me… The DIY Music Video Contest! http://asianamericanmedia.org/videos/
All very talented at what they do! <3 to: @GohNakamura, @noisyfrog, @followyourwhim, @TheInvisiCities, @ebuhead, @xjklx #NotTakingSides
Naylor Swift’s profile page is, indeed, semi-autobiographical… you just have to figure out which parts are true. http://vote.gl3nda.com
Make me your #1 with a bullet, tonight. Pretty please with double-neck BC Rich Warlocks and a headbang, you guys? http://vote.gl3nda.com
♪ ♫ Goin’ down, down… but sugar, we’re goin’ down swingin’ / I’ll be your #1 with a bullet ♬♩ > Didja vote today? http://vote.gl3nda.com
Example of me thinking outside the box: Naked Cowboy, or Frank Chu? Mashup between Naked Cowboy & Frank Chu = AD DOLLA DOLLA BILL Y’ALL.
♪ ♫ I went to a party last Saturday night / I didn’t get laid, I got in a fight ♬♩ http://vote.gl3nda.com
psst. hey gang. if you’re up right now? be sure to go here: http://vote.gl3nda.com ;) i have a big day IRL tomorrow. wish me luck.
Did you vote for me today, yet? I forgot to remind you. All my calls to action should end in abruptly, like thiiiii http://vote.gl3nda.com
Wait! No one told me Macallan was sponsoring #Cogaoke! Is a lifetime supply of whiskey one of the prizes? I want! Go: http://vote.gl3nda.com
.@8Asians @ErnieatLYD & my CC on #Asians @ #SXSW is in ACC Room 8A at 2pm on Friday, 3/12. I didn’t ask them for room 8A. Hahaha. Nice!!!
If you’ve been Rickroll’d by me IRL, you must be both amazed & terrified by the fact that I can hit those notes. http://vote.gl3nda.com
Lots of Filipinos in #Cogaoke this year. See http://nyti.ms/cHOHjX if you don’t get it: Karaoke is SERIOUS BUSINESS. http://vote.gl3nda.com
I’m gonna start a Facebook group. It’s gonna be called “Can this totally warm & funny human being get more votes than a belly ring?”
Thanks to all of you, in 1st position right now for #Cogaoke! Keep me there & vote… again! (Do it once a day!) http://bit.ly/fyeah
Don’t vote for frackin’ Cylons, people. I am not a Cylon. But I will melt faces. http://bit.ly/fyeah #Cogaoke #SXSW
Cap’n Jazz reunites for two shows in July. OMFG! http://www.jadetree.com/mailinglist/lt.php?id=bR1SC1oHCVUCT1IJTlEHVwUI
C’mon people. BRING YOUR A-GAME! I wrote a profile that SHOWS THAT I’d rock your socks right f off!!! http://ok.cogaoke.com/contestant/ilyf
I need your votes to slay me some sucker MCs in #Cogaoke this year! Vote for Naylor Swift! http://ok.cogaoke.com/contestant/ilyf
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OK, for those who never believed me that KARAOKE IN THE PHILIPPINES IS SERIOUS BUSINESS… you can get yourself killed if you sing “My Way.” NO FOOLING.