Armored Heart: Archive

talent hits a target no one else can hit, while...

This is true.

Jan 1st

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Dec 31st

2010: The year that The New York Times discovered Brooklyn. http://bit.ly/fmzdVv

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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All conversations should end with a Star Wars...

Friend (via text message): Yo! Whatcha doin' for NYE tomorrow!
Me (via text message): Aw.  I've been sick the whole week.  Not sure.  Do you have something awesome planned?
Friend: That sucks!  I hope you feel better soon.  Nothing crazy, just dinner and a big ass orgy.
Me: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Friend: LOL... jk.  Dinner and watching the festivities.
Me: Dude whatev I'm going to throw a RAGING LAN PARTY
Friend: Lan?
Me: Google "LAN party"
Friend: OK.  OMG... lol. Aw yeah, I'll come as Boba Fett.

Dec 31st

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-19) →

Faith No More (59) Phantogram (33) Hammock (24) Hot Water Music (11) Polar Bear Club (10) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Red rover, red rover, I send @eris over

MY PAL @ERIS (my favorite cowgirl) IS MOVING TO NEW YORK!!! wesingyourtweets: Ya know, sometimes someone we’ve sweeted before, in this case @Eris writes something so awesome that we can’t help but Re-Sweet that person again. Eris, that Tweet was killer and we may write a song based on it if that’s ok :) We’ll share the profits :) Happy New Year #wesingyourtweetsin2011 Download now or watch on...

Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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It’s almost 2011. Hasn’t anyone invented an over-the-counter liquid cold remedy that doesn’t taste like someone took whiskey to the circus?

Dec 30th

If I could reblog this 100x... I *so* would.

Oh you’re dating my ex? Thats cool, im eating a sandwich, you want those left overs too bitch?

Dec 30th

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“Mathematics, rightly viewed, possesses not only truth, but supreme beauty...”

– Bertrand Russell

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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OH: “Everytime I drink whiskey with you I feel like I’m on a Battlestar.”

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

My immune system issued a rally cry that unfortunately went unanswered… much like the 40 FEET OF SNOW THAT NEW YORK CITY DIDN’T PLOW.

Dec 29th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Three pieces of advice I'm about to give other...

coketalk: 1. You can’t be crippled by an emotion unless you’re the one doing it to yourself. 2. Just because your issues have a name it doesn’t mean you’re aware of them. 3. Assholes are gonna violate the social contract. You can come to expect it. You can even be prepared for it, but don’t ever get used to it.

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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More perception, less judgement. →

One of my best gifts in life is that I am really blessed with the largest and most diverse friend group that ANYONE can ever have. I’ve tried to boil it down to why, but I truly think it has to do with the fact that I try not to judge people. Normally, I’m a pretty good judge of character and despite some of my more prickly porcupine jadedness, value judgments and assessments, and...

Dec 27th

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I am your hotshot problem pilot.

Starbuck: Feeling sorry for me?
Apollo: Kara, everyone gets rattled. Even the best.
Starbuck: I'm not going back out there. I don't trust myself.
Apollo: Hmm. So trust me. I'll fly your wing.
Starbuck: The CAG flying my number two?
Apollo, lovingly: Whatever it takes.
Starbuck, looking away: How are things with you and Dee?
Apollo: Uh, you know, good. No, better than good. Best they've ever been.
Starbuck: I'm happy for you. Really. It's funny though, after all we've been through, we are right back where we started. You're a CAG, and I am your hotshot problem pilot. I guess that's all we'll ever be now, huh? Hmm.

Dec 27th

Three pieces of advice I'm about to give other...

coketalk: 1. You can’t be crippled by an emotion unless you’re the one doing it to yourself. 2. Just because your issues have a name it doesn’t mean you’re aware of them. 3. Assholes are gonna violate the social contract. You can come to expect it. You can even be prepared for it, but don’t ever get used to it.

Dec 26th

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“The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity....”

– Amelia Earhart

Dec 26th

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“The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity....”

– Amelia Earhart

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg looks at why a smaller percentage of women than men reach the top of their professions. Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/sheryl-sandberg-heres-why-there-arent-more-women-leaders-in-tech-and-the-world-2010-12#ixzz196N4qDDQ

Dec 26th

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“Conventional standards of beauty need to be disrupted with subversive standards...”

– Violet Blue (Man, I freakin’ love you, Violet.)

Dec 25th

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There are two types of greetings:

Friends: Best friends:

Dec 25th

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There are two types of greetings:

Friends: Best friends:

Dec 25th

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Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg looks at why a smaller percentage of women than men reach the top of their professions. The key takeaway: “Women need to be more assertive. Too many women are passive, or insecure. They need to be more confident and aggressive. (The challenge? Aggressive women are more likely to be disliked, while aggressive men are liked.)” Read more:...

Dec 25th

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