October 2010
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-10-24) →
Pharoahe Monch (1) Thrice (1) (1) The Juliana Theory (1) Anamanaguchi (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Oct 30th
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Oct 30th
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“If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to...”
– “The Crow” (1994)
Oct 30th
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Oct 29th
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“on that day all of the scales will swing to set all the wrongs to right all of...”
– Thrice, “For Miles”
Oct 28th
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RT @MeLaMachinko: U only got so many times to rap about your raps before I lose interest. Every song “I’m killin this rap right now” = b …
Oct 26th
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Oct 23rd
RT @t: ok emotions, shutting you down for a while, your distractions + cognitive load almost made me miss my flight. … http://ttk.me/t48M5
Oct 21st
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Geeks and Jocks are mortal enemies, so WTF?
Jay: i think i'm the only person in SF not watching baseball
Me: yeah, it's kinda funny that everyone in SF all of a sudden gives a fuck about baseball
Jay: i still don't! keeping it real
Me: oh, i'm sorry, nerd? liking baseball wasn't cool to do when i was there! now this shit be blowing up my twitter.
Oct 21st
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Oct 20th
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Oct 19th
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Oct 19th
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Oct 19th
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Columbia Reminds B-School Students To Brush Teeth,... →
Just because you get over 700 on the GMAT doesn’t mean you possess any sort of common sense.  It also means you are not exempt from retarded peer board memos like this.
Oct 18th
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Oct 18th
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Oct 16th
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Oct 16th
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Oct 16th
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Oct 15th
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Oct 15th
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Oct 14th
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Just so everyone is aware, I *RARELY* drink...
Glenda (via text, after): HOLY FU*K ERNIE WHAAAAAAAAATTT WAS IN THAT COFFEE OMFGGGGGGG :-)
Ernie (via text): Can't hear you I AM RIDING THE SNAKE
Oct 14th
“There’s so many countless details to just being alive that just knowing what...”
– Jeff Buckley (via jeffbuckleyforever)
Oct 14th
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Take This To Your Grave
I want to share because it’s so beautiful, so raw, so intense, and amazing.  It’s an everyday, sort of miracle moment that has me bursting at the seams.  But I can’t, because I was asked not to. I guess that not sharing this secret is the part that is going to end up killing me.  I am OK with that because I am deeply, deeply moved. What a day.  I just flew in from San...
Oct 14th
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Congratulations, @______! Your passive-aggressive...
I imagine the Foursquare badge would be one of those Facebook profile picture “no picture yet” person silhouettes, with a red “-1” over it. A reminder:  You might’ve deleted the post since it made you look bad to vent like that in a public place, but the initial impact is still felt and it doesn’t change the fact that you’re STILL AS NUCKING FUTS as I...
Oct 13th
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True Secrets of Very Effective People
Check your email and social network messages at 9AM, Noon, 3PM, and 6PM, while you snack because you never left your desk all day, except to go to meetings. You’ll also lose weight. Also, never open Google Reader or instant messenger. That’s what idle time with your handheld device is for… checking those things during an awkward elevator ride. Only respond to emails via your...
Oct 13th
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Oct 12th
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Oct 12th
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Oct 11th
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Oct 11th
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“Your heart just breaks, that’s all. But you can’t judge, or point fingers. You...”
– Audrey Hepburn (via alwaysmemberneverforget)
Oct 11th
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Oct 10th
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Oct 9th
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The most alarmist & ill-translated Google Voice...
Hey Glen, it’s, Jenny and left the message. If you need to update in New York follow you. Sam lying to you, don’t pick up the phone Give me a call when you got this message. G alright and signed.
Oct 9th
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Oct 9th
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Beam it into my mouth →
nickdouglas: natashavc: “Just beam it into my mouth next time because you make movies about venture capitalists and regale business models that favor a lemming voyeur mob mentality and later I’m just going to be on systems built on those business models anyway wasting even more of my life and they’re fresh in my memory as it is, and I don’t want to take the 15 minutes it requires to...
Oct 9th
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Oct 9th
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RT @MarkMan23: I got mad love to give.
Oct 8th
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Oct 7th
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“My old man always swore that hell would have no flame Just a front row seat To...”
– Pedro the Lion, “The Poison”
Oct 7th
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Oct 7th
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Oct 7th
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Oct 7th
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The 2010 Haters Guide to the MLB Playoffs →
About the San Francisco Giants, National League West Champions: I don’t know anyone who gives a shit about the Giants except for the ever-dwindling number of old and dying people who like to tell you that Willie Mays was the greatest five-tool player of all time. Since Bonds left, this team is about as interesting as watching a dick go limp. I don’t think there are any actual...
Oct 7th
My friend James ass-dialed me while I was actually...
Hey, We’re, Brett. Yeah, my name and inflation. I am, cos I’m. Hey, she gonna wait the radio. This is though. Well hey is. Cheers. Bye bye. I think HI Thank you, what’s up. Why are you. I haven’t. Hello, you know He really you. Well, the exam. Hey, hey. The that is. Well, it, it appears like ohh. It is He is I’m calling. That may the bye. Expo. You Are. Mark HI So....
Oct 6th
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Oct 6th
“I have a theory that every time you make an important choice, the part of you...”
– Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit, Jeanette Winterson (via fuckyeahliteraryquotes)
Oct 6th
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Oct 6th
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Oct 6th
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Oct 5th