November 2008
“It’s not a world tour, it’s an AWARD TOUR.” “With Muhammad?” “My man!”
October 2008
Happy retirement, Mom. Love, The Unemployed Older One
Shedding leaves.
Full of Haterade right now.
Leaving New York gets harder and harder everytime. What an oxymoron. Someone tell me to grow some stones and suck it up.
Running for the subway in heels proves especially difficult.
Now in the Bronx and feeling vomitus. Anxiety, stress, too much booze, job stuffs, cramps, and 45 minutes of sleep. Dag. Srsly burnt out.
I love the Adirondacks in the fall, I swear, breaks my heart in 6 different pieces.
“You’re suspended.”
What radio geeks talk about: “Kurt Cobain swore in ‘Come As You Are’ that he didn’t have a gun. Obviously, he was lying.”
(Operatic falsetto) Dream Theaterrrrrrrrrr
OMG I just met an alum from ‘81 that reads my blog. Crazytalk!!!
Drinking Saranac and outnumbered by ex-boyfriends at this table..
OH: “I cannot brain, I have teh dumb!”
Walked through the rain to the radio station. At the computer and just met @totaldude at WCDB. Word up! I <3 you, WCDB!!!
OH: “The Spirit of Albany: A 12-pack of Honey Brown and a chunk of Price Chopper mozzarella cheese.”
Just crashed the Homecoming game with Donnie. ROOOOOCCKKK
Coxsackie, New York is a real place, BTW.
Well. That was clearly the most insane and eventful many hour layover that I have ever experienced.
Ready to tear down the Empire State. LET’S DO THIS, ALBANY!!!
Good morning, Chicago. You’re looking quite lovely, as always… even if a bit wet. I’d like a cab now, please.
My life with a Blackberry, given that last tweet: symbolically impaired.
My life on planes, using 7 characters: SFO > ORD
I see all of you friends from Europe twittering, and it reminds me that my sleep cycle is horribly messed up. Ulgh. This really sucks.
Saturday Night Live: Mark Wahlberg Backstage →
Say hi to your mother for me, OK?
Mourning my suitcase. Had it for 11 years and the wheels are now DONE. Also, behind woman with amazingly long forearm hair. EWW GROOOOSS!
Me: “… no, actually that means you were surfing the pr0ns.” Competitive surfer boy sitting next to me on plane: “You mean shrimps, right?”
Dear SF Politicians: Please stop phone spamming my cell, asking for votes. Obviously you need to revisit less annoying marketing strategies.
Thx @kariume and @ericnakagawa for an awesome time last night, I really needed that!
Riding in the flatbed of my housemate’s father’s pickup truck somewhere in Kaneohe so that @girl6 can fulfill her lifelong dream. Go figure.
Party foul. Wardrobe malfunction.
Correction: Wardrobe FAIL.
The Importance of Being Hated - Esquire →
That was a wedding for the books, no doubt. Best part: free mojitos. Thankfully, not dressed like a mojito, as per usual.
So, so sad. Why would anyone steal my perfectly indigo’ed denim shorts that I bought in 2002 in a Cleveland PacSun out of the car? :(
Hugs to @jozjozjoz. Thanks to @hawaii & the HI geeks! It was good to meet and also see some of you again last night. @girl6 and I had fun!
Bell Biv DeVoe FTW!!!
Hunting for hermit crabs in tidepools of volcanic rock on the North Shore; sunset should be coming soon.
At SFO and super excited I’m headed for Hawaii. Found my snorkeling gear from a trip to Aruba on 2001 - which will be put to very good use.
Wanting Mercury Retrograde to be over. Isn’t it over yet? It feels like this has been happening for months. Stupid Mercury Retrograde.
I am officially really stressed out as of late. Today I found my first white hair. Ever. Sigh.
At Twin Peaks with Dritan and Michelle, watching the fire burning out of control in Marin County right now.
Correction via @tagami, it’s Angel Island that’s burning and 10%+ is on fire right now.
Again, big congrats to @k and @coley! That was a pretty memorable scavenger hunt today!!!
Ulgh. I totally pulled the Irish Goodbye last night, didn’t I? I’m sorry, you guys.
I just saw Donnie Wahlberg’s boxers. OK. Game over.
Total miles travelled: 1,996. That is dementedly appropriate for some reason; a pretty good year nonetheless.
Tail end of trip in South Bay involving acquisition of fresh flowers, new eyeglasses, new Blackberry. Luckily also made the Attrition show.
Saturday Night Live: Mark Wahlberg Talks to... →
It’s hard to look at Joshua trees and not make the obvious jokes.